[Top Hats] She Has More Friends Than I Do

So, this is something that's really important. shes a girl, [clearly, duh] and I'm not. [again, clearly, duh]. This means that she is instantly friends with anyone she meets. And as such they get added to the list of people.

So, until she gives in on the Rhino, [I'm still playing for it, don't worry] I have, like at best two, possibly three groomsmen. she has at the moment 859,256.7 [yes that's a decimal point.] bridesmaids.

Even if we factor in the rhino as a ring-bearer. [She wont let me measure the distance between the pews at the church she wanted, ugh.] She has me outnumbered.

So to make this work, I am getting Kitty. as seen here, looking perfectly normal:

She will be the Groomskitty. It will be lovely.
The Rhino was her idea.


There is no way this can't go horribly wrong.